Masterchef: 7/12/2011
Gordon Ramsay is as delicious as my Coconut Cream Pie Cupcakes...ok with that said, I shall move on to my account of this date's episode. First and foremost, Christian is a complete ass, and I look forward to the day he gets kicked off. His arrogance stinks as bad as a blue cheese filet that has been left out in the smoldering sun for 7 days. Last week when he disagreed with the judges about his dish, I was yelling at the tv and had to calm myself down to prevent going into preterm labor...his dish looked like something you would find on another planet, and I sure as Hell wouldn't have eaten it. I was shocked when he pulled through and made it to be one of the captains for this last episode. His team had to create a veggie, a meat, and a dessert in small bites for a fancy schmancy Hollywood party. His team did a double layer gazpacho, and Adriane created this dish. It had a green botton and a red top it looked delightful and based on looks was the one I would have voted for. Seeing this dish has really inspired me to look for a gazpacho recipe. I mean think about it...hot summer day....cold tomatoey soup with fresh vegetables all pureed into a crisp refreshing party for your mouth. YUM! I wonder if I could find a very similar recipe to the one created last night. I believe the bottom had like a guacamole type soup, and I love me some guac! Ok, moving along...
His second dish was a beef tartar. Really? Really Christian??? Not everyone that is fancy schmancy likes completely raw beef. I pretty much order my beef mooing at me, but tartar is way too much for me. So much so that if I was one of the people at the party I wouldn't have even tried it, and rather asked him what the fudge nuggets he was thinking. I will admit, he is a bit sexy in his own way, which may have made it a little difficult to give him a piece of my mind, but sexy or not...his beef would not have touched my delicate palette.
Third dish was a super cute profiterole, with a raspberry and espresso bean on top. This was darling! The other team also tried to create a profiterole, but Esther messed up 2 batches of the batter for the pastry, and a quick decision by team leader, Ben, gave their team a small cupcake liner full of fruit and cream....did I mention these were to be finger foods? It was cute to watch people try to eat them, and even cuter to see Ben try to pull it off as though this dessert was meant to be shot like an oyster into your mouth.
Ben's team also created a gazpacho which Suzy created. This girl needs a reality check. I don't know who blew so much smoke up her ass but she is not nearly as talented as she believes herself to be, and this episode may have been the turning point for her to realize she may need to up her game and brush up her skills. So in the Esther got the boot for messing up desserts twice....my bad but aren't desserts what she claims to be her forte? Well bye bye Esther and I for one am not sad to see her go. I found her quite annoying.
Sorry for posting this a week late...lots going on these days...ha! That's a good one right? The truth is I used up all the date on our cell phone tethering plan so I was sans internet for about a week and a half. Lots of blogging to do to make up for this so keep reading!!!
